10. Cause I am awesome and everyone @techcrunch50 should meet me
9. You need people out of the Silicon Valley Bubble to come: Chicago Represents!!!
8. The money I allocated for Conferences went to “Big Oil” this year and My Tesla hasn’t been Delivered yet.
7. So I can document all the crazy ways start-ups try to get Michael Arrington to write about them
6. I have a man crush on Kevin Rose & he’s going to be there
5. I hear there’s going to be good schwag, I need some new t-shirts
4. So I can convince Mark Cuban to give me the water boy job for the Mavericks
3. I hear the vc’s are going to be giving out venture capital like it’s candy
2. I have a startup to pimp of course: Edmodo
1. So I can meet Taurus & Fondue!!!! Jason, your bringing them right?

That was fun. All jest aside, I think Techcrunch50 would be a valuable learning experience for me and would learn as much as I could from all the great entrepreneurs & VC’s that will be attending. My partner Nic and I are just 2 guys living in the midwest with zero funding, lots of drive, and an idea to improve E-Learning by using microblogging.